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Instant Tragedy

August 12, 2008 at 11:16 pm

The Tragedy Poker Academy

Here at the Tragedy Poker Academy we have classes taught by the greatest teachers in all poker related life skills.  Get your degree in Poker today.

We have classes in our Tiltology degree program:

Tilting 101 – taught by Waffles

Whining because i know i’m better than you 107 – taught by Hoyazo

The thousand ways to call your opponent a douche and seem sarcastic 201 – taught by PirateLawyer

Chatbanning 301 – taught by Cracknaces among others.

We also have classes in our MTT Survival degree program:

Yes, you can blind to the money 101- taught by Dr Jeciimd

Inducing folds with the Hammer 201- taught by Hoyazo

Advanced Bodog Survival 301 – taught by Smokkee

We have our Women’s Poker School -

How to show off the boobs to get paid off 101 – taught by Evy35

Ancient Asian Omaha Secret 203 – Ck

How to be a woman and still get no respect 302- taught by Pvanharibo

We also have our remedial programs -

How to never fold 001 – taught by lightning36

How to play tight 001 – taught by Gcox25

How to cook before poker 001 – taught by Astin

Drinking like a champ 001 – taught by Alcanthang

Winning as a 4 to 1 dog 001 – taught by pushmonkey72

Oral techniques 001 – jjok

Proper play wins you idiots 55 taught by Fuel55

Our finals review course “Just one more thing…” taught by Colombo

BUT WAIT, you need advanced courses? We’ve got em

How to get paid making fun of people for fun and profit 409 – taught by Dr. Julius Goat

Limetossing 401 – taught by DrPauly

How to pick up woman with one testicle 400 – taught by Miami Don

How to fall down without hurting yourself 402 – taught by Otis

Attracting fat ugly chicks who will suck you dry 405 by (It’s a seminar course)

How to bluff in poker and in life 403 – taught by Donkette

Luckboxing as a career 405 – taught by LJ

How to have a satisfying sex life while still playing poker 601 – taught by Mookie

Our Doctorate in Points Whoring program is also available.

Four Tabling Donkeys to beat RecessRampage 702- taught by Bayne_S

Eight Tabling Donkeys to beat Bayne_S 701- taught by Recess Rampage

Yup, the Tragedy Poker Academy has what you need to show success, just ask these graduates:

“My wife thanks me every night for Mookie’s Masters Course” – Poker Enthusiast

“I loved the academy so much, I started to teach there” – Pushmonkey72

“The academy made me shape up my life, and lose less to donkeys” – Surflexus

Come to the LivePokerRadio.Com Tournament on Monday and transfer $11 to the prize fund to learn at the Tragedy Poker Academy

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  • 1

    Guts + Guile + Luck > Card Rackitis

    Learn it. Know it. Live it.

    lightning36 on August 12th, 2008
  • 2

    You forgot

    How To Be the Best Mookie Player in Iowa – taught by your’s truly.

    Good stuff.

    NumbBono on August 13th, 2008
  • 3

    Who is Ck24, and why is she teaching MY course?

    BWoP on August 13th, 2008
  • 4

    I’m crying here. So funny!

    PirateLawyer on August 13th, 2008
  • 5

    If you need someone to teach the “How to not manage your bankroll” course, I’m available.

    -DrC

    Dr. Chako on August 14th, 2008
  • 6

    I’m a little dissapointed that my course on,
    “dropping a buy-in while having a blast”
    was taken off the program there Dean Tragedy!

    :)

    Bam-Bam on August 15th, 2008
  • 7

    You forgot my courses:

    General Pricicples of Applied Suckouts – PhD course

    How to Loose a MTT when 3 handed as a 3:1 chipleader – MBA course

    oossuuu754 on August 21st, 2008
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