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Please play if you can…

» by June 15, 2010 at 8:27 pm » Comments Off

Even if you are unable to play, $5 of your buy-in goes to the Ronald McDonald House. So, yeah, it’s OK to be dead money. No one will complain So one last time, here’s the details: Date: June 16 Time: 9PM CDT (Same time as Mookie) It will actually be running in place of the […]



Sometimes the RNG forgives me for my loose pushes…

» by June 5, 2010 at 3:21 pm » Comments Off

Now ladies and gentlemen, I understand that I made a mistake here. Yes, I understand I had TP shitty kicker but I had two notes on UTG + 1 Plays Ace rag like someone Hoy would get pissed off at Plays King Rag like Wawfuls. So with that information I went into this hand.   As […]



In a world where one man’s destiny is another man’s trash

» by June 3, 2010 at 11:51 am » Comments (2)

comes a man who’s life is filled with a painful wife (Kathy Bates yelling at Phillip Seymour Hoffman) “Why do you stay on the computer all the time? YOU SUCK, I don’t care if you bring home $100,000 a year, I love Nick!” friends who don’t understand him… (Kevin Smith  talking to the phone) “What […]



Entitlement…

» by May 19, 2010 at 10:34 am » Comments (1)

I remember being part of a baseball team when I was 7. I sucked. I was the worst baseball player on my team, the Giants. I led the league in strikeouts, walks , hit by pitch , stolen bases and had a .000 batting average. Yup .000 . When I actually grounded out the last […]



The DonkeyBomber needs your help!!!

» by May 12, 2010 at 11:10 pm » Comments Off

Read and LEARN! This year, the World Series of Poker is having a Tournament of Champions. Only 27 players will play and 21 [sic.] of them must be voted in. Here’s the deal. You vote for me, Tom Schneider, and ONLY ME, and you will be part of the pool that will split half of […]



BBT5…

» by May 5, 2010 at 12:19 pm » Comments (1)

Has sucked for me so far. But I look forward to the new training I’ve been taking to hit sooner or later. Either or that I go back to being a NIT. So I’m going to play the FMookie (FakeMookie) , The Dank, The Douche, TTFKATM (The Tournament formally known as the Mookie) or the […]



The BBT is back…

» by April 18, 2010 at 10:21 pm » Comments (1)

And once again Alcanthang and Full Tilt Poker are absolutely AMAZING! I’ve participated in I think almost all of the BBT series, have been lucky to qualify for the TOC’s and surrounded by very skilled players. I truly believe that if you can win, in our group of friends and donkeys, you will do well […]



POKER IS SKILL FOLKS!

» by March 2, 2010 at 7:43 am » Comments Off

I’m sick in bed, but thanks to WP and a laptop in bed I can have a little fun. The fever has been broken and was annoying.  The Bronchitis is finally trying to make its departure. Earlier in the year I played the Blogger Tournament on Poker Stars and came back to playing on the […]



Why Fuel is right Pt: 3…

» by February 10, 2010 at 11:58 pm » Comments (1)

So as I continue my challenge to $1000… I find myself in this position. Poker Stars $5.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t125/t250 Blinds + t25 – 6 players – View hand 529277 The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter UTG: t915 M = 1.74 MP: t1405 M = 2.68 Hero (CO): t4610 M = 8.78 […]



What? Too much?

» by February 6, 2010 at 2:12 am » Comments (4)

Is calling a UTG+2 raise the right play from the button.  UTG+2 had won a previous hand with a riverred set that beat my top 2 pair. Or was it LSM – Lucky Set Mining? Poker Stars $5.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t10/t20 Blinds – 10 players – View hand 520017 The Official DeucesCracked.com […]



$1 to $1000 Challenge…

» by February 6, 2010 at 1:46 am » Comments Off

My goal for the year 2010 is : Using only Double or Nothing tournaments , or tournaments that don’t exceed 5% of my bankroll I will make $1000 from a lonely $1 start. Free rolls are fair game as the usage of points to enter tournaments. I can use any means to my end goal […]



How to lose a tournament in under 6 hours.

» by February 1, 2010 at 11:32 pm » Comments (1)

I played the WBCOOP tourney on Poker Stars on Saturday and my previous attempts had me out before the dodo birds who were being BLINDED out were eliminated. So I had no confidence in my game. I made the following decisions to change my play today. 1. Make people pay for their draws.  No cheap […]



Playing Live tonight…

» by January 20, 2010 at 6:43 pm » Comments Off

I’m going to try and get one or two of the live Lubbock tournaments in. First stop Buffalo Wild Wings 5 table extravaganza. I’ll report back later



Fuel Rocks Part #2 + OBFV # 2

» by January 18, 2010 at 8:49 pm » Comments Off

What caused this? Real easy… Donkey in previous 2 hands called off 1/3 of his chips with King high and a pair of 3’s on a all face board. Poker Stars $1.00+$0.15 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t10/t20 Blinds – 10 players – View hand 484532 The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter UTG+1: t1460 M […]



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