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In a world where one man’s destiny is another man’s trash

» by June 3, 2010 at 11:51 am » Comments (2)

comes a man who’s life is filled with a painful wife (Kathy Bates yelling at Phillip Seymour Hoffman) “Why do you stay on the computer all the time? YOU SUCK, I don’t care if you bring home $100,000 a year, I love Nick!” friends who don’t understand him… (Kevin Smith  talking to the phone) “What […]



Determining your Tournament Limits

» by April 28, 2010 at 9:15 pm » Comments Off

One reason why I think there are so many fish in poker who lose their entire bankroll in a few weeks is because they don’t know how to determine the stakes they should be playing.  They see headlines about people raking in over $100k in huge online tournaments, read a strategy book or two, and […]



How to lose a tournament in under 6 hours.

» by February 1, 2010 at 11:32 pm » Comments (1)

I played the WBCOOP tourney on Poker Stars on Saturday and my previous attempts had me out before the dodo birds who were being BLINDED out were eliminated. So I had no confidence in my game. I made the following decisions to change my play today. 1. Make people pay for their draws.  No cheap […]



So is quads good? OBFV!

» by January 16, 2010 at 2:19 am » Comments Off

Full Tilt Poker Satellite to the Daily Dollar No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t20/t40 Blinds – 5 players – View hand 479231 The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter CO: t1380 M = 23 Hero (BTN): t6150 M = 102.50 SB: t3215 M = 53.58 BB: t1305 M = 21.75 UTG: t1450 M = 24.17 Pre […]



Almost as good as playing poker tonight…

» by January 14, 2010 at 8:58 pm » Comments Off


How about this one? This funny too?

» by December 7, 2009 at 2:52 am » Comments Off

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold’em – 5 players – View hand 410303 The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter BTN: $48.45 SB: $49.50 Hero (BB): $87.95 UTG: $53.45 CO: $50.50 Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 9 A 1 fold, CO raises to $1.75, 2 folds, Hero raises to $3, CO calls $1.25 […]



Maybe the age of Boom is over.

» by November 30, 2009 at 12:33 am » Comments Off

Nothing better than seeing people say BOOOM in a commercial. BOOOOOOOOOM!



Puzzle me this Batman…

» by September 16, 2009 at 11:32 pm » Comments Off

Full Tilt Poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold’em – 9 players – View hand 286018 The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter Hero (BB): $0.77 UTG: $0.69 UTG+1: $0.22 UTG+2: $2.05 MP1: $1.75 MP2: $0.99 CO: $1.60 BTN: $0.74 SB: $1.54 Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is BB with 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.02, UTG+2 calls $0.02, 4 […]



Recently I’ve been playing…

» by September 10, 2009 at 12:23 am » Comments Off

texas holdem And texas hold em has been good to me. But I’ve been missing playing on the Bodog. You see, when I played Bodog I wasn’t surrounded by shark after shark. I was the shark surrounded by fish. Tasty fish. So let’s review my past experiences with Bodog. I started out on a slow […]



Driving Miss Daisy now…

» by September 6, 2009 at 10:59 am » Comments (3)

Pokering tonight! YEAH!



Dear friends…

» by August 15, 2009 at 10:06 pm » Comments (3)

I don’t have to explain why I do things. If you don’t like a decision I made, maybe your actions were the reason for the decision. In other words… Tough.



Okie Vegas 4…

» by July 13, 2009 at 10:32 pm » Comments (2)

Now some people would be scared…. some would be happy. But I was ECTATIC! Why? Because I was with my woman… (No Photos, as she claims that she breaks cameras…) my friend OSU  So we go out on the lake and spend some time floating, just relaxing.  We played some cards with friends who during […]



The Official Waffles Theme Song!

» by May 12, 2009 at 8:10 pm » Comments Off

Put a donk in it Waffles! Courtesy of Katie Henderson, cause she’s DA BOMB!



Show me TRAGEDY!

» by March 31, 2009 at 9:15 pm » Comments Off

Full Tilt Poker $7+$0.50 Sit&Go (Super Turbo) No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t15/t30 Blinds – 9 players – Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is UTG+1 with A A 1 fold, Hero raises to t3000 all in, 1 fold, MP1 calls t3000 all in, 1 fold, CO calls t3000 all in, 3 folds Flop: (t945) T Q […]



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