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In a world where one man’s destiny is another man’s trash

» by June 3, 2010 at 11:51 am » Comments (2)

comes a man who’s life is filled with a painful wife (Kathy Bates yelling at Phillip Seymour Hoffman) “Why do you stay on the computer all the time? YOU SUCK, I don’t care if you bring home $100,000 a year, I love Nick!” friends who don’t understand him… (Kevin Smith  talking to the phone) “What […]

So is quads good? OBFV!

» by January 16, 2010 at 2:19 am » Comments Off

Full Tilt Poker Satellite to the Daily Dollar No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t20/t40 Blinds – 5 players – View hand 479231 The Official Hand History Converter CO: t1380 M = 23 Hero (BTN): t6150 M = 102.50 SB: t3215 M = 53.58 BB: t1305 M = 21.75 UTG: t1450 M = 24.17 Pre […]

Maybe the age of Boom is over.

» by November 30, 2009 at 12:33 am » Comments Off

Nothing better than seeing people say BOOOM in a commercial. BOOOOOOOOOM!

Answering the question that plagues men…

» by January 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm » Comments Off

My friend Doug (Millerd33) showed me a post on the Riverchasers site… With the question : On another note, what 5 women do you all think are the best in Riverchasers? I’m just curious. The Hot one The quiet one The drunk one The easy one Al Cant Hang (well he looks like a chick) […]

Waffles Welched Me Counter

» by January 5, 2009 at 10:17 am » Comments Off

Wawfuls made a bet back in 2008 that he said he would win smething that in reality he had no chance of winning.  He owed me and STILL hasn’t paid me off by writing a blog post referencing the : Instant Tragedy Blog Empire and and my donations to: […]

The 2008 Elite Eight Blogger Awards

» by December 2, 2008 at 7:44 am » Comments (1)

PC World has put out the list of the Top 11 Lamest blogs has the list.  But during this holiday season I thought I would put out the Instant Tragedy/  list of The Elite 8’s Yup, lists in eight of things I love, hate etc… Let’s start it off..  See the other sets […]

For sarcasm sake…

» by September 2, 2008 at 11:45 pm » Comments Off

I’ve taken the INTUITION of Cracknaces picks in his challenge to turn $3,000 into some ungodly amount of money and will taunt it… With the Mini Crackn. Yes, I started with $7.70 of my hard earned money in Bodog and I’ve decided to follow the guidance of the Amazing Cracknaces.  But I will apply to […]

3rd place is 2nd loser.

» by August 19, 2008 at 12:43 am » Comments Off

I was swimming along having some fun tonight… (YES HAND HISTORIES ARE BACK! WEEEE!) Everyone was gunning after me… kevin_with_AK: instant, im gunning for you. lol So I had to play tight yet donkey aggressive! Ironic that I said… InstantTragedy: We’ll be paying 3 luckboxes tonight. I thought I would get some action with a […]

The Tragedy Poker Academy

» by August 12, 2008 at 11:16 pm » Comments (7)

Here at the Tragedy Poker Academy we have classes taught by the greatest teachers in all poker related life skills.  Get your degree in Poker today. We have classes in our Tiltology degree program: Tilting 101 – taught by Waffles Whining because i know i’m better than you 107 – taught by Hoyazo The thousand […]

All of you mimics can now remember the original…

» by August 10, 2008 at 12:03 am » Comments Off

Now I’ve heard of Blinders recent foray into the Bodog Beginner Tourneys, as well as Smokkee’s run to make $5k from Beginner Sit N Go’s. You guys are all behind the line. Now if we go into the wayback machine back to November 25th 2007 I had brought up a post that talked about my […]

Time for Razz Algebra…

» by August 2, 2008 at 11:05 pm » Comments (1)

Full Tilt Poker Game #7488285637: Table Aspen Leaf – $1/$2 Ante $0.20 – Limit Razz – 23:55:53 ET – 2008/08/02 Seat 1: Player 1 ($37) Seat 2: Player 2 ($49.90) Seat 3: Donkey ($19.05) Seat 4: Player 4 ($60.40) Seat 5: Player 5 ($97.25) Seat 6: Player 6 ($11.10) Seat 7: Player 7 ($34.55) Seat […]

The bet is on!

» by July 23, 2008 at 10:00 pm » Comments Off

I’m part of the Bayne side bet. Ok Waffles and I have a bet.   If he is in first place at any time of the weeks of the Mookie cash list from now to September 30th he wins a small pittance of money BUT I will have to write a post that says how great […]

Okie Vegas Pictures Part 3

» by July 22, 2008 at 11:54 pm » Comments (1)

More photos from Okie Vegas

TOP SECRET for your eyes only…

» by July 15, 2008 at 12:10 am » Comments (7)

I know that this post may piss some people off, but this is all in fun. Now with that said. People have asked ME to interpret one of the most best kept secrets in poker bloggerdome.

There is a list.

Yup, a list of who is A-list bloggers and who are Z- List bloggers like me.

Keep reading only if you want your innocence to be lifter.

Want to read more, come to

(Come to to see the joy that is the TRUTH! Also, because Sean doesn’t want to have his daughter Shelby see how he can write about poker and not as much about her, which is what is all about. BTW Adjust RSS feeds if necessary)

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