Even if you are unable to play, $5 of your buy-in goes to the Ronald McDonald House. So, yeah, it’s OK to be dead money. No one will complain So one last time, here’s the details: Date: June 16 Time: 9PM CDT (Same time as Mookie) It will actually be running in place of the [...]

Now ladies and gentlemen, I understand that I made a mistake here. Yes, I understand I had TP shitty kicker but I had two notes on UTG + 1 Plays Ace rag like someone Hoy would get pissed off at Plays King Rag like Wawfuls. So with that information I went into this hand.   As [...]

I remember being part of a baseball team when I was 7. I sucked. I was the worst baseball player on my team, the Giants. I led the league in strikeouts, walks , hit by pitch , stolen bases and had a .000 batting average. Yup .000 . When I actually grounded out the last [...]

Has sucked for me so far. But I look forward to the new training I’ve been taking to hit sooner or later. Either or that I go back to being a NIT. So I’m going to play the FMookie (FakeMookie) , The Dank, The Douche, TTFKATM (The Tournament formally known as the Mookie) or the [...]

And once again Alcanthang and Full Tilt Poker are absolutely AMAZING! I’ve participated in I think almost all of the BBT series, have been lucky to qualify for the TOC’s and surrounded by very skilled players. I truly believe that if you can win, in our group of friends and donkeys, you will do well [...]

Full Tilt Poker Satellite to the Daily Dollar No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t40/t80 Blinds – 7 players – View hand 479364 The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter MP: t1235 M = 10.29 CO: t2645 M = 22.04 BTN: t1210 M = 10.08 SB: t3975 M = 33.12 BB: t320 M = 2.67 UTG: t2210 [...]

Full Tilt Poker Satellite to the Daily Dollar No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t20/t40 Blinds – 5 players – View hand 479231 The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter CO: t1380 M = 23 Hero (BTN): t6150 M = 102.50 SB: t3215 M = 53.58 BB: t1305 M = 21.75 UTG: t1450 M = 24.17 Pre [...]

Full Tilt Poker Tier One $6.50 + $0.40 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t30/t60 Blinds – 2 players – View hand 422602 The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter BB: t2610 M = 29 Hero (BTN/SB): t3390 M = 37.67 Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BTN/SB with Q 5 Hero calls t30, BB checks Flop: (t120) [...]

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold’em – 6 players – View hand 410294 The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter SB: $48.70 BB: $77.75 UTG: $39.80 Hero (MP): $52.65 CO: $50.00 BTN: $50.50 Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with 3 K UTG raises to $1, Hero calls $1, 3 folds, BB calls $0.50 Flop: [...]

Have made my entry back in KO bounties and currently chip leader with 25 left. Hopefully I can take it down. All what happens when I can’t sleep. Update: Have 65K and still 1st when I turned the nut straight. Sorry Murray19! Then he bluffed with air and I called thinking I had better air. [...]

I spent this weekend at the tables just trying to build up my roll and use the MyAcademy functions of Full Tilt to try and improve my play. So far so good. 4 tourneys, 2 1st 2 2nd 1 9th Yeah, I know the whole concept is not to finish last in one table sng. [...]

Instructions on how to get hit in the face with a deck.

Now some of you believe that you have to sit at high levels to have the deck or RNG to slap you silly. I say nay.

Now I just returned to the felt and decided that I needed to have some fun.

A simple, Fergusonesque stay in the bankroll, just want to play poker, game. My goal is to show you how to get hit in the face so many times that you feel like you are a winner no matter how bad you play the game. Now, for time sake I will remove all hands that I wasn’t involved with. But I will show you what I was dealt.

I still think and believe in my team, but for the 1st Quarter you were superior and you win the first QUARTER of the bet.  $12.50 will be on the way to you as soon as I get it from Wawfuls who still has to pay me the $100 he owes me . Thanks for [...]

Yup, once again HeffMike with 10 outs twice catches his miracle river to take me from the Mookie. No Hand Histories, I’ve made some aggressive moves to try and not be as meek as I used to but KQ? Really Mike? CALLS! Come on Mike. CALLS!! Fine. I’ve had my bad running, but its ending [...]