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Instant Tragedy

March 2, 2010 at 7:43 am

POKER IS SKILL FOLKS!

I’m sick in bed, but thanks to WP and a laptop in bed I can have a little fun.

The fever has been broken and was annoying.  The Bronchitis is finally trying to make its departure.

Earlier in the year I played the Blogger Tournament on Poker Stars and came back to playing on the site as I have started my $0 to $1000 bankroll challenge.  I’ve kept to my rules normally as I don’t play more than 5% of my bankroll at a time and I can play any $1 or 2$ tourney that I wish.

I’ve tried to keep on the Double or Nothing tourneys since I think that they are more fish down at these levels than any other.

Now I’m not going to tap the glass but, look folks… you can play the odds of a lottery or you can slowly try and eat the fish to become a shark.

Take this hand.  I could have reverse Hoy’ed him leaving him with one chip but a simple raise was in order, if I’m going to get anyone behind me coming along I want it to be worth my while to fold. HA!

Poker Stars $10.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t125/t250 Blinds + t25 – 7 players – View hand 565322

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

SB: t3075 M = 5.59

BB: t530 M = 0.96

Hero (UTG): t1970 M = 3.58

UTG+1: t4375 M = 7.95

MP: t1200 M = 2.18

CO: t2080 M = 3.78

BTN: t1770 M = 3.22

Pre Flop: (t550) Hero is UTG with A of hearts K of diamonds

Hero raises to t500, 5 folds, BB raises to t505 all in, Hero calls t5

Flop: (t1310) T of clubs 2 of clubs Q of clubs (2 players – 1 is all in)

Turn: (t1310) 2 of spades (2 players – 1 is all in)

River: (t1310) K of spades (2 players – 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1310

BB shows 6 of spades T of spades (two pair, Tens and Deuces)

Hero shows A of hearts K of diamonds (two pair, Kings and Deuces)

Hero wins t1310

Now some would say that I got lucky, but I disagree because the odds show that I was a 61 – 38 favorite.  I was third chip stack where 5 chips wasn’t going to kill me.  Noone came along to force the issues.  If the chip leader came along after my raise, then I think twice…

No I don’t. I have AK after not having anything since this hand…

Poker Stars $10.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t75/t150 Blinds + t15 – 9 players – View hand 565353

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

UTG+2: t685 M = 1.90

MP1: t1310 M = 3.64

MP2: t2050 M = 5.69

Hero (CO): t1020 M = 2.83

BTN: t390 M = 1.08

SB: t4180 M = 11.61

BB: t1945 M = 5.40

UTG: t1555 M = 4.32

UTG+1: t1865 M = 5.18

Pre Flop: (t360) Hero is CO with T of clubs A of clubs

2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t670 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls t670, 3 folds

Flop: (t1700) T of diamonds K of spades Q of clubs (2 players – 1 is all in)

Turn: (t1700) 2 of spades (2 players – 1 is all in)

River: (t1700) 7 of hearts (2 players – 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1700

UTG+2 shows A of diamonds 8 of diamonds (high card Ace)

Hero shows T of clubs A of clubs (a pair of Tens)

Hero wins t1700

Which I went in a 64-26 favorite.

Look, both times it looks like I was lucky against shorties. I disagree.  Why call with the AT anyway?  Because if the shorty doesn’t raise all in I’m going to.  Why not raise all-in afterwards? Because then it gives the big stack in the SB pot odds to call anything.

Look, I understand that there are times that you are going to be putting money in when you know that you are behind…

Poker Stars $10.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t25/t50 Blinds + t5 – 10 players – View hand 565371

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP3: t1850 M = 14.80

CO: t1290 M = 10.32

BTN: t2105 M = 16.84

Hero (SB): t760 M = 6.08

BB: t2155 M = 17.24

UTG: t1215 M = 9.72

UTG+1: t1685 M = 13.48

UTG+2: t1470 M = 11.76

MP1: t1445 M = 11.56

MP2: t1025 M = 8.20

Pre Flop: (t125) Hero is SB with A of clubs 5 of hearts

8 folds, Hero raises to t230, BB raises to t550, Hero calls t320

Flop: (t1150) 8 of hearts 9 of spades K of hearts (2 players)

Hero bets t205 all in, BB folds

Final Pot: t1150

Hero mucks A of clubs 5 of hearts

Hero wins t1150

But, in the end you have to make gut calls and pushes even though you don’t know 100% if you are ahead or behind.  In the last example 205 is NOTHING to the Big Blind.  But with the scare King and two hearts out there he has no idea if I have the K, Aces or a set.

Which is why playing poker is clearly a game of skill!

I’m not saying that my play is 100% perfect, just that it takes SKILL to play.

And by the way, the challenge bankroll after my OOPSIE (drug induced playing outside the boundries) is up to $37.75

February 10, 2010 at 11:58 pm

Why Fuel is right Pt: 3…

So as I continue my challenge to $1000… I find myself in this position.

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t125/t250 Blinds + t25 – 6 players – View hand 529277

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

UTG: t915 M = 1.74

MP: t1405 M = 2.68

Hero (CO): t4610 M = 8.78

BTN: t2265 M = 4.31

SB: t1880 M = 3.58

BB: t3925 M = 7.48

Chipleader, but my M is under 10.  I want to punish the shorty whenever I can but I don’t ever have cards.

Pre Flop: (t525) Hero is CO with 5 of hearts 5 of diamonds

Okay, now I have cards.

UTG raises to t890 all in, 1 fold,

Do you doubt or do you call?

Hero calls t890  I call hoping to get other suckers along with the delayed call.

, 3 folds

No such luck. Am I up against a higher PP, or is it a flip?

UTG shows A of clubs K of diamonds (a pair of Aces)

It’s a flip.

Fuel, don’t let me down.

Flop: (t2305) 5 of clubs 7 of clubs 8 of diamonds (2 players – 1 is all in)

BOoooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Turn: (t2305) A of hearts (2 players – 1 is all in)

Game Over Man, Game Over

River: (t2305) 2 of clubs (2 players – 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2305

UTG shows A of clubs K of diamonds (a pair of Aces)

Hero shows 5 of hearts 5 of diamonds (three of a kind, Fives)

Hero wins t2305

WIN!

Up to a miserable… $27.75

Slow grind it is…

February 6, 2010 at 2:12 am

What? Too much?

Is calling a UTG+2 raise the right play from the button.  UTG+2 had won a previous hand with a riverred set that beat my top 2 pair.

Or was it LSM – Lucky Set Mining?

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t10/t20 Blinds – 10 players – View hand 520017

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

UTG+2: t1710 M = 57

MP1: t1520 M = 50.67

MP2: t1480 M = 49.33

MP3: t1520 M = 50.67

CO: t1470 M = 49

Hero (BTN): t1340 M = 44.67

SB: t1480 M = 49.33

BB: t1480 M = 49.33

UTG: t1500 M = 50

UTG+1: t1500 M = 50

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN with 3 of hearts 3 of spades

2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t60, 4 folds, Hero calls t60, SB calls t50, BB calls t40

Flop: (t240) 3 of clubs 5 of clubs Q of hearts (4 players)

SB bets t60, BB folds, UTG+2 raises to t240, Hero calls t240, SB folds

Turn: (t780) J of hearts (2 players)

UTG+2 bets t380, Hero raises to t1040 all in, UTG+2 calls t660

River: (t2860) 6 of diamonds (2 players – 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2860

UTG+2 shows Q of diamonds K of diamonds (a pair of Queens)

Hero shows 3 of hearts 3 of spades (three of a kind, Threes)

Hero wins t2860

February 6, 2010 at 1:46 am

$1 to $1000 Challenge…

My goal for the year 2010 is :

Using only Double or Nothing tournaments , or tournaments that don’t exceed 5% of my bankroll I will make $1000 from a lonely $1 start.

Free rolls are fair game as the usage of points to enter tournaments.

I can use any means to my end goal of victory without depositing or counting any transfers made to me.

I was down to $0.32 and I turned that into $1.19 at a .01/.02 table. (Had to get to $1.15 so I could try a DoN for the challenge.

So off I go, attempting never to have to deposit into Poker Stars again, I started my challenge and I have a $16.50 SCOOP coupon that I will use to my advantage.

Today’s starting total : $11.57 + $16.50 Scoop Ticket = $28.07

But today’s question in my path of enlightenment…

Does the pre-flop reraise eliminate too many people, rather than just calling the initial raise?

Poker Stars $1.00+$0.15 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t15/t30 Blinds – 8 players – View hand 520001

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP1: t1945 M = 43.22

MP2: t1625 M = 36.11

Hero (CO): t1415 M = 31.44

BTN: t1435 M = 31.89

SB: t1410 M = 31.33

BB: t3010 M = 66.89

UTG: t2845 M = 63.22

UTG+1: t1315 M = 29.22

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is CO with A of diamonds K of diamonds

2 folds, MP1 raises to t120, 1 fold, Hero raises to t415, 3 folds, MP1 calls t295

Flop: (t875) J of clubs 2 of hearts K of clubs (2 players)

MP1 checks, Hero bets t1000 all in, MP1 calls t1000

Turn: (t2875) 8 of diamonds (2 players – 1 is all in)

River: (t2875) A of clubs (2 players – 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2875

MP1 shows K of hearts Q of hearts (a pair of Kings)

Hero shows A of diamonds K of diamonds (two pair, Aces and Kings)

Hero wins t2875

February 1, 2010 at 11:32 pm

How to lose a tournament in under 6 hours.

I played the WBCOOP tourney on Poker Stars on Saturday and my previous attempts had me out before the dodo birds who were being BLINDED out were eliminated.

So I had no confidence in my game.

I made the following decisions to change my play today.

1. Make people pay for their draws.  No cheap continuation bets when I had the best hand pre-flop and even if I did post-flop.

2. No cheap flops when I had quality cards and even when I was making moves.  Unless I got caught, I was playing the player and not the hand.

and most importantly…

3. Have confidence in my reads.  Trust them and there was a time when throwing away AK when AKQ hit was the right play.

(In this example I was behind TWO sets. Thank You RNG!

But I played those three rules to this portion of the 30-60 blinds.

Yup , first place.  But now I had to keep it up.

After a brutal beat (screw you, you don’t get a dollar for this bad beat story), where my Kings were bettered by a rivered set of Queens, I had fallen down.

But I decided that the player who rivered me would be my target until the blinds were down.  Every time he raised, I re-raised, showing the Bammer once and the Hammer a couple of times.

His anger was evident when I pulled the Reverse Hoy on him and left him with one single chip winning the revenge hand when his rivered broadway was no good to my Ace high flush… funny thing is that I only had the Suited Blake on me (62 of spades) and the anger came back to me from him.

The name has been changed to protect the innocent and the stupid.

Fish: Even a donkey has its day doesn’t it. I did your mom last night and all she could do is scream.

My reply was : She told me that she still hasn’t felt you put it in yet.

Which got the table on a roll.

And me back to second place.

But then I realized that I was doing SO WELL, that there was no way that I was going to be able to finish the tourney before I had to head to work.

So I had to leave shortly thereafter thinking that I would only be gone an hour and a half… I had to have a big enough stack to ride out for a bit…

So I left, in second place with 48K in chips hoping that I could survive.

But as I came back , finished with my event, running into the office, trying to get logged in on my laptop, first I had to download the update and then I couldn’t remember which of the 7 passwords I rotate I had given, and Poker Stars couldn’t send me my password, because something was screwed up and I couldn’t log back in.

So there you have it, I blinded away as I watched, e-mail to support, again and again until I gave up.

And so did my stack.

My last hand was right before the break, and I had several hands as I looked up the hand archives that I could have played.  KK, AA, JJ and 2 sets of twos.

But it wasn’t meant to be.

Now some of you would bring up that any of those hands could have been to my detriment, to my demise. But

But in the end I have a $16.50 Scoop entry and .32 cents in my Stars account.

I have a hopes and dreams in my life and in the end I will once again make it to a big tournament, and this time I won’t be blinded away.

But then again, I could act like Hellmuth…

When it’s tragic, it’s Instant Tragedy.

January 20, 2010 at 6:43 pm

Playing Live tonight…

I’m going to try and get one or two of the live Lubbock tournaments in.

First stop Buffalo Wild Wings 5 table extravaganza.

I’ll report back later :-)

January 18, 2010 at 8:49 pm

Fuel Rocks Part #2 + OBFV # 2

Just for Fuel!

Fuel is correct...

What caused this?

Real easy…

Donkey in previous 2 hands called off 1/3 of his chips with King high and a pair of 3’s on a all face board.

Poker Stars $1.00+$0.15 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t10/t20 Blinds – 10 players – View hand 484532

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

UTG+1: t1460 M = 48.67

UTG+2: t910 M = 30.33

MP1: t2970 M = 99

MP2: t1470 M = 49

MP3: t1300 M = 43.33

CO: t1560 M = 52

BTN: t1150 M = 38.33

SB: t1480 M = 49.33

BB: t1200 M = 40

Hero (UTG): t1500 M = 50

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is UTG with 5 of hearts 5 of diamonds

Hero raises to t140, 1 fold, UTG+2 raises to t910 all in, 7 folds, Hero calls t770

Flop: (t1850) 3 of hearts 4 of spades J of spades (2 players – 1 is all in)

Turn: (t1850) 7 of clubs (2 players – 1 is all in)

River: (t1850) 5 of spades (2 players – 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1850

UTG+2 shows A of clubs Q of clubs (high card Ace)

Hero shows 5 of hearts 5 of diamonds (three of a kind, Fives)

Hero wins t1850

Then OBFV! And to scare away nasty drawing hands

Made an OBFV when flopping Broadway. Scared of the heart draw so, make em pay for it when I have the best hand…

And pay he does…

January 17, 2010 at 2:40 am

How would you consider #1

What can you say about

Player #1

49 hands played and saw flop:
- 1 times out of 6 while in small blind      (17%)
- 0 times out of 6 while in big blind      (0%)
- 4 times out of 37 in other positions      (11%)
- a total of 5 times out of 49      (10%)

Pots won at showdown – 1 out of 1      (100%)
Pots won without showdown – 6

Vs.

Player # 2

43 hands played and saw flop:
- 0 times out of 5 while in small blind      (0%)
- 3 times out of 5 while in big blind      (60%)
- 2 times out of 33 in other positions      (6%)
- a total of 5 times out of 43      (12%)

Pots won at showdown – 2 out of 2      (100%)
Pots won without showdown – 5

January 16, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Lets examine this hand #1 Answer…

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t75/t150 Blinds + t15 – 7 players – View hand 480452

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN: t2525 M = 7.65

Hero (SB): t4775 M = 14.47

BB: t2130 M = 6.45

UTG: t1095 M = 3.32

UTG+1: t865 M = 2.62

MP: t1265 M = 3.83

CO: t2345 M = 7.11

Pre Flop: (t330) Hero is SB with A of clubs K of clubs
4 folds, BTN raises to t2510 all in

What does Hero do with Aggressive Player on the button?

Continue Reading »

January 16, 2010 at 1:35 pm

Lets examine this hand #1

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t75/t150 Blinds + t15 – 7 players – View hand 480452

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN: t2525 M = 7.65

Hero (SB): t4775 M = 14.47

BB: t2130 M = 6.45

UTG: t1095 M = 3.32

UTG+1: t865 M = 2.62

MP: t1265 M = 3.83

CO: t2345 M = 7.11

Pre Flop: (t330) Hero is SB with A of clubs K of clubs

4 folds, BTN raises to t2510 all in,

Now from examination of previous hands… BTN has been pushing with any Ace or King combination.

Talk me down from making this call…

Then read on in a couple of min and see what happened.

January 16, 2010 at 2:29 am

Just for Fuel… It’s Magggggic!

Full Tilt Poker Satellite to the Daily Dollar No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t40/t80 Blinds – 7 players – View hand 479364

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP: t1235 M = 10.29

CO: t2645 M = 22.04

BTN: t1210 M = 10.08

SB: t3975 M = 33.12

BB: t320 M = 2.67

UTG: t2210 M = 18.42

Hero (UTG+1): t1905 M = 15.88

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is UTG+1 with 5 of hearts 5 of spades

1 fold, Hero raises to t280, 4 folds, BB raises to t320 all in, Hero calls t40

Flop: (t680) 9 of diamonds 2 of clubs 3 of hearts

Turn: (t680) K of spades

River: (t680) K of diamonds

Final Pot: t680

BB shows 7 of spades A of diamonds (a pair of Kings)

Hero shows 5 of hearts 5 of spades (two pair, Kings and Fives)

Hero wins t680

Then a couple hands later…

How do you slow play Magic?
Full Tilt Poker Satellite to the Daily Dollar No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t60/t120 Blinds – 5 players – View hand 479367

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

SB: t2090 M = 11.61

BB: t3255 M = 18.08

UTG: t3785 M = 21.03

CO: t2670 M = 14.83

Hero (BTN): t1700 M = 9.44

Pre Flop: (t180) Hero is BTN with 5 of hearts 5 of clubs

2 folds, Hero raises to t420, 1 fold, BB calls t300

Flop: (t900) 3 of hearts J of spades 5 of diamonds (2 players)

BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t900) Q of diamonds (2 players)

BB checks, Hero bets t1280 all in, BB folds

Final Pot: t900

Hero wins t900

You don’t slow play magic.

January 16, 2010 at 2:19 am

So is quads good? OBFV!

Full Tilt Poker Satellite to the Daily Dollar No Limit Hold’em Tournament – t20/t40 Blinds – 5 players – View hand 479231

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

CO: t1380 M = 23

Hero (BTN): t6150 M = 102.50

SB: t3215 M = 53.58

BB: t1305 M = 21.75

UTG: t1450 M = 24.17

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BTN with T of clubs K of clubs

1 fold, CO calls t40, Hero calls t40, 1 fold, BB raises to t80, CO calls t40, Hero calls t40

Flop: (t260) 9 of hearts K of diamonds K of hearts (3 players)

BB checks, CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t260) K of spades (3 players)

BB bets t120, CO folds, Hero calls t120

River: (t500) 4 of clubs (2 players)

BB bets t480, Hero raises to t5950 all in, BB calls t625 all in

Final Pot: t2710

Hero shows T of clubs K of clubs (four of a kind, Kings)

BB mucks 4 of hearts A of spades

Hero wins t2710

January 14, 2010 at 8:58 pm

Almost as good as playing poker tonight…

January 14, 2010 at 12:18 am

Now that I’ve gotten married…

time to grind…

And the Wife is gone…

No, not The Wife, my wife.

So I’ll kick up some poker and post up some HH’s :-)

I’m back in the grind.

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